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THE POO
DETECTIVE

Justice Smells Fresh!

The world's first AI-powered bathroom air quality guardian. Detects odors, plays hilarious messages, and automatically sprays air freshener. As seen on Greg Gutfeld Show!

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Early Bird Rewards

Be among the first to get The Poo Detective at exclusive launch pricing!

⚡ EARLY BIRD

Single Detective

$149 $199

Get one complete Poo Detective unit at our exclusive early bird pricing. Perfect for your master bathroom!

  • 1x The Poo Detective (Fully Assembled)
  • Complete Sensor Suite (SGP30, SGP40, SHT40, PM2.5)
  • 50ml Premium Air Freshener Sample Pack
  • 10 Pre-loaded Hilarious Audio Messages
  • WiFi Dashboard Access
  • Greg Gutfeld Nose-Shaped Enclosure
  • Lifetime Firmware Updates
  • Free Shipping (US Only)
🔥 Only 247 of 500 Remaining!
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Double Detective Pack

$249 $398

Two Poo Detectives for maximum coverage! One for the master bath, one for the guest bathroom. Save $99!

  • 2x The Poo Detective (Fully Assembled)
  • Everything from Single Detective (×2)
  • 100ml Premium Air Freshener Sample Pack
  • Exclusive "Dual Defender" Badge on Dashboard
  • Priority Customer Support
  • Early Access to Future Products
  • Free International Shipping
  • SAVE $99 vs. Retail!
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Super Early Bird

$129 $199

Our most exclusive tier is now gone! Thank you to our first 100 backers who jumped on this incredible deal.

  • All Single Detective Features
  • Exclusive Serial Number (#001-#100)
  • Signed Thank You Card
  • Legendary Status in Our Community
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Why Everyone Loves It

Advanced technology meets comedy gold

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AI-Powered Detection

Four professional-grade sensors monitor TVOC, VOC Index, PM2.5, temperature, and humidity in real-time.

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Hilarious Messages

Pre-loaded with 10 Greg Gutfeld-inspired comedy alerts. Upload your own messages via SD card!

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Auto Spray System

Automatically sprays your favorite scent when odor detected. Refillable tank works with any liquid freshener.

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WiFi Dashboard

Monitor air quality trends, calibrate sensors, and review alert history from any device.

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Greg's Nose Design

Custom-molded enclosure shaped like Greg Gutfeld's iconic nose. A conversation starter!

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Open Source

Full code and schematics included. Customize, mod, and hack to your heart's content!

See It In Action

Watch The Poo Detective save the day (and your bathroom)

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Frequently Asked Questions

When will it ship? ▼
We're targeting March 2026 for first shipments. Early Bird backers ship first! All units will be fully assembled and tested before shipping.
What scents can I use? ▼
Any water-based air freshener! We include samples, but you can refill with Febreze, essential oils mixed with water, or commercial sprays. The 100ml tank lasts 2-4 weeks with normal use.
Can I upload my own messages? ▼
Absolutely! The SD card slot accepts standard micro SD cards. Just record MP3 files, name them 001.mp3, 002.mp3, etc., and pop in the card. Unlimited customization!
How does WiFi setup work? ▼
The Poo Detective creates its own WiFi network on first boot. Connect to it, access the dashboard at 192.168.4.1, and configure your home WiFi. Takes less than 2 minutes!
Is it really shaped like Greg Gutfeld's nose? ▼
Yes! We worked with 3D artists to create a tasteful, humorous representation. It's distinctive without being crude. Perfect conversation piece for any bathroom!
What if I have technical problems? ▼
Every unit comes with comprehensive documentation, video tutorials, and lifetime email support. Plus, our active Discord community is always ready to help!
International shipping? ▼
Yes! Free international shipping on Double Detective Pack. Single units: $25 international shipping. We ship to most countries worldwide.

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